Некоторые, ранее не известные, факты о России
Russia (not to be confused with Ukraine) (Russian: Рашка or Вонючая Рашка), is the world's largest banana republic and was a biggest source of smaller banana republics after 1991,commonly misspelled as 'hell', 'slaughterhouse', and 'rosin' is a huge piece of Asian land, where barbarians called Russians reside. They are governed by an authoritarian Dear Leader Vladimir Pudding, distantly related to Vlad the Impaler, known in his former career as Vlad and the Wailers. If you dare to criticise Tovarishch (Comrade) Pudding, you will get shot, or worse, sent off to Belarus. And pudding is delicious, so why would you?
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Another great Rusian invention is phuphaica - a Rusian quilted jacket made from highly praised natural fibre - phuphaikin, produced by specially selected fleas found only in their natural habitat in Siberbia. Commonly worn by Russians for several centuries it was banned only recently due to the cruelty to fleas, poaching and anti – phuphelin campaign in the West Indies. Now only a few phuphelin farms are left in the whole Seriberian region licensed by Russian government as ‘organic’ and overseen by UNHCHF.
Now days phuphaicas have became so rare that it is only affordable to a few extremely wealthy people going through the secret ritual. First stage of the ritual usually involves fingering the Pudding by the lucky one, then he/she goes to the special place called 'Butylki' for a couple of years of meditation, enlightenment and poking and then after participating in the process called by our learned friends as The Moscow Circus; he/she will be granted phuphaica for 9 years. Recent example is Mr. Hobotkovsky, who became a lucky owner of his own phuphaica after fingering the Pud.
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